Wednesday, January 28, 2009

CORPSE FOR SALE




Buy a corpse? Yes you can!

Just go to
www.distefano.com and you can order your own custom-made corpse
(sorry nimfo’s their artificial!).

On the site you can choose the degree of decay, the skin colour and the hair colour of your corpse. A very decayed corpse has larger rotted eye sockets, a very deteriorated nose and a decayed mouth that shows almost all the teeth. The Light decayed corpse has eyelids, a more built-up nose and a mouth that shows less teeth, making it appear less decayed. Since a corpse gets darker as it goes through various decaying stages you have a choice between dark brown, medium brown and light brown. The hair color should compliment the skin color. White or gray hair contrast better with a dark or medium skin color just as dark or black hair will look better against a lighter skin tone.

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